1. "The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you."
2. "Men will always be mad, and those that think they can cure them are the maddest of them all."
3. "A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother."
2. "Men will always be mad, and those that think they can cure them are the maddest of them all."
3. "A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother."
4. "Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you."
5. "A neurotic is a man who builds a castle in the sky. A psychotic is the man who lives in it. A psychiatrist is the man who charges them both rent."
6. "They called me mad, and I called them mad, and damn them, they outvoted me."
7. "The aim of psychoanalysis is to relieve people of their neurotic unhappiness so that they can be normally unhappy."
8. "There was never a genius without a tincture of madness."
9. "A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions that your wife will ask for free."
10. "If you talk to God, you are praying. If God talks to you, you have schizophrenia."